1. What is your favorite color?

Blue
Silver
Jet black
Green, Purple, Black and Yellow. Sorry, I'm being anal, aren't I? Hmm, anal sex. . . Could be fun.
Black

2. What do you typically wear?

Whatever is on top of my dresser.
Jeans and an odd shirt, with a hoodie
Hoodie
Well, I carefully lay it out the night before. Something nice. Otherwise, I'm naked.
God, that varies… anywhere from preppie Union Bay to my “Bondage” clothing? O.o

3. What is your favorite Anime?

Cowboy Bebop
Evangelion
G Gundam
Anime! Yay! I want anime! Give me the pretty stuff! Angel Sanctuary, Lain, Ah Megami Sama!
Oh! My Goddess!

4. What do you think about when you first wake up in the morning?

"Oh shit, THAT was the dream."
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, more sleep"
My girlfriend
"No, no again!"
"AAAAAAAAH! KITTY NEUTERING ME! AAAAAAAAH!"

5. How would you describe your laugh?

I cackle
High-pitched
Annoying
Contagious
A manly giggle? O.o;

6. What's your current favorite song?

"Gotta Knock a Little Harder" Mai Yamane
"Still Waiting" Sum 41
"Darkness" Disturbed
"So Unsexy"-Alanis Morissette
"Comin’ At’cha Live" Tesla

7. What's the last book you read?

"The Stand" by Stephen King
"Hunters of the Red Moon" by Marion Zimmer Bradley
"The White Dragon" by Anne McCaffrey
"Harry Potter And The Goblet of Fire" by J.K. Rowling Research I swear!
:: groans :: MacBeth by Shakespeare… -_-;

8. How would you least like to die?

Drowning... definitely drowning
Falling or drowning
Burning
Alone
Rape

9. What are you most afraid of?

Trying my best and failing
Falling
Losing my girlfriend
Fear
Falling

10. It's Saturday night. What are you doing?

Yo' Mama!... *hangs head* I mean sleeping... with your mama!... *hangs head* I mean... being boring!
On the computer
With my girlfriend or playing video games
Not Snape. Unless I'm with Vert.
Laser Quest. Owning your ass. Getting first place. BEEZNITCH!

11. What element do you most identify with?

Wind
Fire
Lightning
Air
Earth

12. Moo.

Moo indeed!
MLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
What?
Moo?
SHIT! BOBBY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT COW?!?!

13. What is the most pleasant sound?

Rain
Running water
Silence
Laughter
God… a tie between gunfire and a roaring car engine?

14. Are you currently in love?

I hope not
Madly
Yes, I do believe so.
Only with Snape
My kitty goddess… yeah…

15. If you are lost out in the woods with your friends and starting to hear strange and scary noises, you are the one...

...screaming... but only to make the others more scared
...who is probably making them
...to pick up a stick and beat the crap out of whatever is making them
. . . Laughing at the very idea of being in the middle of the woods, etc. then the one who dies, because I don't believe
… falling over laughing as my friends run, because I know who is making the noises

16. Computer program of choice?

Photoshop
Internet Explorer
Diablo 2
Game: Diablo II Other: Anything I can write in
Counterstrike o.O

17. Favorite exclamation?

Eek!
Whahuh?!
Don't have one
Boo!
YAR!

18. You are settled in English class and as soon as the teacher passes you a test and says "you have 20 minutes" you realize that you can't speak English! You...

... decide to lay off the drugs for a while
... wake up from your dream. OF COURSE you can speak English. You're the one they call the walking-talking dictionary.
... flip the teacher the birdie and walk out of the room
... make disturbing noises and hope it disturbs everyone else, then make designs in the dots
… kick that witch’s ass for making me switch bodies. I didn’t want to be Saddam’s child, god damnit!

19. If you were a tree... what kind of tree would you be?

The leafy kind
Willow
Pine
Knotty
The kind that is under the Plant Kingdom… yeah…

20. What color is your hair?

It changes
I call it miscellaneous, everyone else calls it red.
Brown
Well, today it is "Cinnamon Stick" Tomorrow, who knows?
I dunno. Kinda hard to tell when it’s on fire… ow…

21. How would you describe your eyes?

They're blue. And defective.
Gold. And weird.
Lightning...
Different colors One brown, one green
Sexy blue eyes. :: grins ::

22. Are you friendly?

Are you kidding me? That's it, now I have to kill you.
To my friends.
Go away.
Sit down, let me tell you my life story, and when I'm done you can tell me yours
To anyone who wants friendly. Then I’m a general biatch.

23. Are you smart?

Like a fox!.... wait...
E = mc squared.
Um, duh? I'm answering these questions, aren't I?
I've been told so. I tend to doubt it
5 to the power of 4, divided by 243, rounded to the nearest hooker…

24. What's your motto?

"Who cares?"
"Gonna die anyway."
"Life could be worse. You could have a gay Siamese twin and only one butthole between you."
"If I wasn't laughing, I'd be crying"
If you actually got time to come up with your own motto, then your life sucks… wait… that’s a motto, too…

25. What's the worst job in the world?

Ummm... Student?
Working in fast food.
The guy who films porn
the guy who follows the horses in the parade, or elephants. You know, the one with the shovel
Hooker

26. Dogs in costumes?

Umm... Cute... if you wanna get sick and DIE!
Do I look like a dog person?
Um... no.
PETA is fighting for a law against that, you know
Well, they DO say bitches stick together… and I was not referring to Konran in any form, either. She’s not a bitch. She’s a pimpette. There’s a difference.

27. Children?

Childhood is cool... it's those other kids that suck.
AAAAAAAAHHH! *makes sign of the cross* Begone evil beasts!
Noooooo.
Aww, they're so cute. Can I take one home with me?
Just as long Cathy doesn’t get a hold of one. Like the time she got the 3 year old drunk… or she lost the kid…. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

28. What if your cat just got its tail stuck in the light socket?

I would laugh... then cry...
I would cry
"Hey, look, honey! It's a new lamp!"
Uhm, I am the cat
I’d kick it a few times for being a dumbass. Grrrrrrr. Stupid fucker.

29. What if your computer crashed after you'd spent HOURS working on some pet project... and forgot to save?

Heh, what if? This happened to me today! You'd think I'd learn...
I would scream. And throw things.
It's time that thing meets Mr. Cliff.
Again? This is the third time today
Dad knew he should have never gotten me a gun.

30. What if you fell in love with a jelly donut?

Yeah, see the thing about that is... I wouldn't.
Mmm. Powdered sugar.
Easy access...
*burps* Donut? OH NO!
Oooooooh, yes! YES! SAY MY NAME, JELLY DOUNUT!

31. Someone knocks on your front door. You...

...run! And hide!
...ignore them, unless they are a friend or the pizza man.
...find my rifle and ask them what the hell they want.
. . . get up and see what it is they want this time
… realize the hooker was too expensive. DAMN!

32. Agh! A vampire!

Eek!
BITE ME!
Where's my rifle?
Snape is not!
Again?

33. What if someone stole your clothes while you were skinnydipping and you had to go running through the bushes after them holding leaves to cover yourself only you found it was poison ivy so you were all itchy and you had to go to the store to buy some calamine lotion only you were still naked so you were really embarrassed, not to mention out of breath from this big long runon sentence...

This sounds strangely familiar....
No problem. I'd be way too chicken to EVER go skinnydipping.
Please refer to the last two questions.
Naked? When was I skinny dipping? Was Roseanne there? Do we have pictures?
Why not just have sex? At least you’d have an excuse.

34. Favorite animal?

Cats
Dragon
Tiger
Anything that loves me too
KITTY!

35. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

The power to grant wishes! .... MY wishes!
Telepathy
X-ray vision. Enough said.
Flying
Cause instant orgasms with people. YES!

36. What do you wish for?

Joy for me
Happiness for the ones I love
World peace, and stopping world hunger... wait, where's my shotgun?
Snape! Okay, he's after the world peace, and end to world hunger, but he's a wish too!
Awwwwww… ahem… I guess to be with my girlfriend?

37. Snape.

Alan Rickman is cool.
Legolas.
Chishio running along behind naked.
Snape?! Where?! Is he naked, can I have him?! I'll be good to him, promise, promise!
Worse than Genma Hikari

38. Harry Potter.

*Sigh*
He's got too much publicity.
He stole my scar!
RP! RP now! Sit! RP with me now!
What? Too much puberty?

39. What if you had x-ray vision?

I'd give people radiation sickness!... or something...
I would look at people's underwear! Hahahaha!
Two words: Eliza Dushku.
Er, I don't know why I would want to look at people's bones
Oooooh… my girlfriend has a nice rack.… ::DROOL::

40. What would you do with a million dollars?

Move away!
Buy things!
Give it away!
Buy a nice big house for my friends, and force them to live with me, and allow me to be the alpha bitch
See my girlfriend. Buy her things. See you guys. Buy you guys things. See people. Buy them things. Be broke. Be away from my girlfriend. Be away from you guys. Commit suicide. =(

41. Where would you most like to live?

Egypt
Scotland
Anywhere but here
England, Scotland, Ireland
Texas. My girlfriend's there.

42. What are your plans for later in life?

I hope to be happy someday
Don't have any yet
Show me the mojo, baby!
Stuff
God laughs at those who make plans. Pffft.

43. Robots?

Cool!
Minions!
Metal mouths!
Kinda cold?
It’s a Mobile Suit… IT’S A GUNDAM!

44. What if you were part of a group of five teenagers who decided to make a website totally devoted to themselves and their work, and... wait...

Sure, I'll wait.
*sweatdrops* I... am.
I would have to be insane.
Wasn't there a Snape in that?
Konran's doing the work, no da.

45. Do you oekaki?

Badly.
Very amateurish-ly... is that a word?
Nope.
Not yet, but I'm sure I'll soon be drawn to the dark side
No, I’m not horny.

46. "The Pig is in the Barn."

Ahhh yes... wrong... but she *was* a pig, wasn't she?
Nonononono! It's the COW! THE COW!
Where's the cow?
Butawa kyuushano nakani imasu
Konran, Bobby’s in there too… shit… RUN!

47. Weapon of choice?

Bow
Moon Staff
Where's my rifle?
Anything sharp
Shotgun

48. Do you write? Stories or otherwise?

When I feel compelled to
Mostly poetry and fanfiction, though there was this one time in eighth grade when this assignment got out of hand...
Yes
More than should be allowed by law
Sometimes.

49. Spiders!

Ewww.
Stop screaming, you pussies! Look, I killed it!
*girlie scream*
Snack time!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! ::runs::

50. Is Konran cute?

As a button!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Isn't this rather obvious?
Of course she is!
Ok, Cathy can wait. Konran, I hope you remember the handcuffs.

51. Mr. Winkie.

*Shudder*
.... is Jewish
Get back in my pants!
Yay! The little jewish guy!
Is the name of my penis… not really…

52. Where would you least like to be stabbed?

In the eye
In the hand
I'm a guy. Do you have to ask?
Anywhere that I haven't volunteered
In the hair folicle on my big toe…

53. How do you drink soda pop?

Out of the bottle. Warm.
Often.
In the two-liters
With my mouth
As long as it’s good.

54. What if somebody jacked your pen when you got up to turn in a paper?

I would cry.
I would stab them with it.
I would get out my rifle.
Somebody jacked off with my pen? They can have it now
I’d shrug. No biggie. I have 58 where that came from.

55. What if you found a wad of cash on the ground?

Scoop it up! Finders keepers...
Yay! Money!
*whistles* << ... >>
Did someone lose their bus money? No? Did someone lose their lunch money? No? Did someone lose their change? No? etc.
Yeah. Money.

56. Do you like answering questions?

Hell no.
Not dumb ones
Yes... if you believe this is my real answer, you deserve to be shot in the head with my rifle.
Yay! More please!
Yes.

57. What's your favorite part of the day?

The part I sleep through
Dusk to midnight
Midnight
When I talk with my friends. . . because I can always make them wince.
Night.