1. What is your favorite color?
Green, Purple, Black and Yellow. Sorry, I'm being anal, aren't I? Hmm, anal
sex. . . Could be fun.
2. What do you typically wear?
Whatever is on top of my dresser.
Jeans and an odd shirt, with a hoodie
God, that varies… anywhere from preppie Union Bay to my “Bondage” clothing? O.o
3. What is your favorite Anime?
Oh! My Goddess!
4. What do you think about when you first wake up in the morning?
"Oh shit, THAT was the dream."
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, more sleep"
"AAAAAAAAH! KITTY NEUTERING ME! AAAAAAAAH!"
5. How would you describe your laugh?
A manly giggle? O.o;
6. What's your current favorite song?
"Gotta Knock a Little Harder" Mai Yamane
"Still Waiting" Sum 41
"Comin’ At’cha Live" Tesla
7. What's the last book you read?
"The Stand" by Stephen King
"Hunters of the Red Moon" by Marion Zimmer Bradley
"The White Dragon" by Anne McCaffrey
:: groans :: MacBeth by Shakespeare… -_-;
8. How would you least like to die?
Drowning... definitely drowning
Falling or drowning
9. What are you most afraid of?
Trying my best and failing
Losing my girlfriend
10. It's Saturday night. What are you doing?
Yo' Mama!... *hangs head* I mean sleeping... with your mama!... *hangs head*
I mean... being boring!
On the computer
With my girlfriend or playing video games
Laser Quest. Owning your ass. Getting first place. BEEZNITCH!
11. What element do you most identify with?
SHIT! BOBBY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT COW?!?!
13. What is the most pleasant sound?
God… a tie between gunfire and a roaring car engine?
14. Are you currently in love?
I hope not
Yes, I do believe so.
My kitty goddess… yeah…
15. If you are lost out in the woods with your friends and starting
to hear strange and scary noises, you are the one...
...screaming... but only to make the others more scared
...who is probably making them
...to pick up a stick and beat the crap out of whatever is making them
… falling over laughing as my friends run, because I know who is making the noises
16. Computer program of choice?
17. Favorite exclamation?
Don't have one
18. You are settled in English class and as soon as the teacher
passes you a test and says "you have 20 minutes" you realize that
you can't speak English! You...
... decide to lay off the drugs for a while
... wake up from your dream. OF COURSE you can speak English. You're the
one they call the walking-talking dictionary.
... flip the teacher the birdie and walk out of the room
… kick that witch’s ass for making me switch bodies. I didn’t want to be Saddam’s child, god damnit!
19. If you were a tree... what kind of tree would you be?
The leafy kind
The kind that is under the Plant Kingdom… yeah…
20. What color is your hair?
I call it miscellaneous, everyone else calls it red.
I dunno. Kinda hard to tell when it’s on fire… ow…
21. How would you describe your eyes?
They're blue. And defective.
Gold. And weird.
Sexy blue eyes. :: grins ::
22. Are you friendly?
Are you kidding me? That's it, now I have to kill you.
To my friends.
To anyone who wants friendly. Then I’m a general biatch.
23. Are you smart?
Like a fox!.... wait...
E = mc squared.
Um, duh? I'm answering these questions, aren't I?
5 to the power of 4, divided by 243, rounded to the nearest hooker…
24. What's your motto?
"Gonna die anyway."
"Life could be worse. You could have a gay Siamese twin and only one
butthole between you."
If you actually got time to come up with your own motto, then your life sucks… wait… that’s a motto, too…
25. What's the worst job in the world?
Working in fast food.
The guy who films porn
26. Dogs in costumes?
Umm... Cute... if you wanna get sick and DIE!
Do I look like a dog person?
Well, they DO say bitches stick together… and I was not referring to Konran in any form, either. She’s not a bitch. She’s a pimpette. There’s a difference.
Childhood is cool... it's those other kids that suck.
AAAAAAAAHHH! *makes sign of the cross* Begone evil beasts!
Just as long Cathy doesn’t get a hold of one. Like the time she got the 3 year old drunk… or she lost the kid…. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
28. What if your cat just got its tail stuck in the light socket?
I would laugh... then cry...
I would cry
"Hey, look, honey! It's a new lamp!"
I’d kick it a few times for being a dumbass. Grrrrrrr. Stupid fucker.
29. What if your computer crashed after you'd spent HOURS working on some pet
project... and forgot to save?
Heh, what if? This happened to me today! You'd think I'd learn...
I would scream. And throw things.
It's time that thing meets Mr. Cliff.
Dad knew he should have never gotten me a gun.
30. What if you fell in love with a jelly donut?
Yeah, see the thing about that is... I wouldn't.
Mmm. Powdered sugar.
Oooooooh, yes! YES! SAY MY NAME, JELLY DOUNUT!
31. Someone knocks on your front door. You...
...run! And hide!
...ignore them, unless they are a friend or the pizza man.
...find my rifle and ask them what the hell they want.
… realize the hooker was too expensive. DAMN!
32. Agh! A vampire!
Where's my rifle?
33. What if someone stole your clothes while you were skinnydipping
and you had to go running through the bushes after them holding leaves to
cover yourself only you found it was poison ivy so you were all itchy and
you had to go to the store to buy some calamine lotion only you were still
naked so you were really embarrassed, not to mention out of breath from
this big long runon sentence...
This sounds strangely familiar....
No problem. I'd be way too chicken to EVER go skinnydipping.
Please refer to the last two questions.
Why not just have sex? At least you’d have an excuse.
34. Favorite animal?
35. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
The power to grant wishes! .... MY wishes!
X-ray vision. Enough said.
Cause instant orgasms with people. YES!
36. What do you wish for?
Joy for me
Happiness for the ones I love
World peace, and stopping world hunger... wait, where's my shotgun?
Awwwwww… ahem… I guess to be with my girlfriend?
Alan Rickman is cool.
Chishio running along behind naked.
Worse than Genma Hikari
38. Harry Potter.
He's got too much publicity.
He stole my scar!
What? Too much puberty?
39. What if you had x-ray vision?
I'd give people radiation sickness!... or something...
I would look at people's underwear! Hahahaha!
Two words: Eliza Dushku.
Oooooh… my girlfriend has a nice rack.… ::DROOL::
40. What would you do with a million dollars?
Give it away!
See my girlfriend. Buy her things. See you guys. Buy you guys things. See people. Buy them things. Be broke. Be away from my girlfriend. Be away from you guys. Commit suicide. =(
41. Where would you most like to live?
Anywhere but here
Texas. My girlfriend's there.
42. What are your plans for later in life?
I hope to be happy someday
Don't have any yet
Show me the mojo, baby!
God laughs at those who make plans. Pffft.
It’s a Mobile Suit… IT’S A GUNDAM!
44. What if you were part of a group of five teenagers who decided
to make a website totally devoted to themselves and their work, and... wait...
Sure, I'll wait.
*sweatdrops* I... am.
I would have to be insane.
Konran's doing the work, no da.
45. Do you oekaki?
Very amateurish-ly... is that a word?
No, I’m not horny.
46. "The Pig is in the Barn."
Ahhh yes... wrong... but she *was* a pig, wasn't she?
Nonononono! It's the COW! THE COW!
Where's the cow?
Konran, Bobby’s in there too… shit… RUN!
47. Weapon of choice?
Where's my rifle?
48. Do you write? Stories or otherwise?
When I feel compelled to
Mostly poetry and fanfiction, though there was this one time in eighth grade
when this assignment got out of hand...
Stop screaming, you pussies! Look, I killed it!
50. Is Konran cute?
As a button!
Isn't this rather obvious?
Ok, Cathy can wait. Konran, I hope you remember the handcuffs.
51. Mr. Winkie.
.... is Jewish
Get back in my pants!
Is the name of my penis… not really…
52. Where would you least like to be stabbed?
In the eye
In the hand
I'm a guy. Do you have to ask?
In the hair folicle on my big toe…
53. How do you drink soda pop?
Out of the bottle. Warm.
In the two-liters
As long as it’s good.
54. What if somebody jacked your pen when you got up to turn in
I would cry.
I would stab them with it.
I would get out my rifle.
I’d shrug. No biggie. I have 58 where that came from.
55. What if you found a wad of cash on the ground?
Scoop it up! Finders keepers...
*whistles* << ... >>
56. Do you like answering questions?
Not dumb ones
Yes... if you believe this is my real answer, you deserve to be shot in
the head with my rifle.
57. What's your favorite part of the day?
The part I sleep through
Dusk to midnight
When I talk with my friends. . . because I can always make them wince.