Kirt's Monologue
Written: (...sometime...)



"Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday, Flaming Underwares and tupperwares, and salmons and such. The church was in session, but I didn't know... They were all screaming, and laughing at night. While we were trying to get some sleep, it was 4am for God's sake. We had to watch the coverage from 4am that day till midnight, but ironically it stopped at 10. Does anyone care about little old Portland? No, not I at least... and I live here. Why would someone in New York, or Pokemon city care more than I do? Pokemon city is revered by most as being real... at least so I was told. The walls started bleeding around 11:00, from the past cigars and cigarettes that were smoked inside. Good thing we don't smoke. That would make a fun clean up time after the party. Picking up cigarette butts and vaccuming ash from the carpets, while at the same time, picking up streamers, confetti, hats, and washing fluted glasses that still reeked of the liquor they held only hours before... yes, I can think of no better way to ring in the new year, so by all means: HAPPY NEW YEAR!" <maniacal laugh> <once again, a maniacal laugh> <one more time... maniacal laugh>.....>


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